"Who's Gonna Save My Soul"

21st century CRACK. Gnarles Barkley gets 'nuff Respect for this Project.





Girl: I need space. I need the time to just figure out who I am
Ya know…and It’s not you. It’s totally not you… It’s me and the timing of it. I’m trying to find out who I am. And I can’t really do that If Im still trying to figure out who you are at the same time. [MY COMMENT: For the love of all that is Real that's not always a lie! No less grimmey, but still not full blown fibbery.]
Boy: (To waitress) Can I get an extra plate please.
Girl: I feel like we gave it a really good go…ya know…but it’s time for us to just move on.
Boy: For you. (as he pushes his heart on a plate to her)
Girl: You do realize I’m breaking up with you right.
Boy: That’s the strange thing. It’s actually yours now. I don’t know why it works this way, but Im never going to be able to get over you and so from now on every girl I meet will be meticoulsy compared to you and unfortuntaley none of them will be able to measure up to the false memory of what you and I once had [MY COMMENT: "False memory of what you and I once had." That one hits me like a ton of bricks everytime.]
Girl: Well maybe I can just keep it for a little while and use it for small things like when I’ve had a really shity day or I need someone to talk to or if I need someone to move something really
heavy and then eventually I’ll give it back to you when we both find someone new.
Boy: Unfortunately it wont work that way.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Well now that you have my heart Im pretty much an empty cavity inside. For lack of a better term “heartless” I will now treat each wo[MAN] with a passive aggressive contensiousness that will ruin relationship after relationship for many years to come [COMMENT: Wake up People! Are you reading this? ]
Girl: I really treasure you friendship so much…hello…are you even listening to me?
Boy: No.